It’s hot when a dude, for some reason, knows about wine. Put away your smelly boxing gloves, your dirty shorts, and the cheese that’s crushed into your counter from two weeks ago when you and your boys went out drinking until five o’clock in the morning. If you’re having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet is clean, not disgusting.Guys’ bathrooms are always the most disgusting thing. Plan a surprise and be like, "Hey, I wanted you to think I forgot your birthday, but we’re going away on vacation!When they’re like, "Hi, your hair looks good today." "Hi, I like those shoes." But then they also might be gay, but—it doesn’t matter. Because when you try, you end up looking like a fool, and we both feel awkward, and now I have to tell you to walk away.I’m keeping the cocktail that you bought me, but you need to walk away.Before you enter into the world of casual dating, make sure you understand the rules!

Make sure she stays free all the time in case you call. You're looking to settle down in a country home with that one special girl. She'll figure out the more ridiculous ones eventually but if you play this right you'll get laid first and have her captured.

For those of us who aren’t ready to settle down and want to enjoy our freedom, casual dating seems like a heaven.

You get to have fun on dates, have a hot girl to crawl in your bed pretty much whenever you want, but still get to flirt and have fun with other ladies.

Like a fuck buddy or booty call, the relationship is mostly based on sex.

However, it usually isn’t just about sex like a pickup is.