On the matter of whether Q was written, Tuckett writes (The Anchor Bible Dictionary, v. 568): "The theory that Q represents a mass of oral traditions does not account for the common order in Q material, which can be discerned once Matthew's habit of collecting related material into his large teaching discourses is discounted (Taylor 1953, 1959).Such a common order demands a theory that Q at some stage existed in written form." C. Tuckett comments on the argument that variations between Matthew and Luke are due to variant translations of an Aramaic Q (op. 567-568): It is doubtful if more than a very few cases of variation between Matthew and Luke can be explained in this way.Sure, our parents and grandparents had to deal with dating slang, but these days, the terminology changes so rapidly (thanks, social media) that if you don't stay on top of it, you could think the person you're seeing is asking you to "dance the robot" when they text you about wanting to DTR. Unknown Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush... Unknown Wi-fi went down for five minutes, So I had to talk to my family. Craig Bruce When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.Whether you're single or in a relationship, keeping up with dating slang can be hard.

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